The first twenty years or so there is deep love. Sex video “Boop boop ee doo!” she squealed as she jumped up into the air. “Come back tomorrow and we’ll discuss it,” he told me. Then I got busy and ignored all those lecherous angels who were watching. She explained to Carl that she was giving Claude mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and got turned around in the dark. When my poor overworked body finally rebelled, she rolled over and kissed me on the forehead. You might as well get used to it, you’re going to spend an eternity feeling much worse.”
“But master, I followed the directions in ‘The Devil’s Own Handbook’ on how to sell my soul to you.” I almost felt sorry for the little bastard. I leaned back and closed my eyes. It’s already mine, along with judges and politicians and most preachers.
