I laugh again because the splooge-mohawk he is sportin’ wobbles as he runs. Porn “Here for to clean da place.” she grunts. My roommate gets a suspicious look as he sniffs the wafting stench so I boot the dog across the kitchen and scream, “Don’t ever do that again!” Then I wink at the mutt for giving my arm a good scrubbin’. What makes it worse is my arm fell asleep hanging over the bed and my dog has obviously been humping it recently. While I am pondering my extensive academic background, Olga was preparing to fulfill the silent promise her eyes made when she arrived. Of course, taking a vow of celibacy and joining the priesthood has its perks too. When Pat looks up from reading the Greenwich Village Gazzette and notices that I’d failed to tuck my package back into
