It’s not my fault the mutt is dumb enough to stand that close to me, so I grab him and use him to clear the screen. Ah, fuck it, Olga gets paid to clean, not me. Redtube I doze off on the couch from such a rough morning. Looking back, I suppose there was really only one choice left for me. The pellet gun I stole from my grandma looks just like a real .45, so I sling open the door and take a shot. “please to tuck gonads in.” I grab my machinery with both hands and leverage it all back into my leopard print speedo. WHAM! What makes it worse is my arm fell asleep hanging over the bed and my dog has obviously been humping it recently. The pellet gun I stole from my grandma looks just like a
Actors:
Chloe Klein / Jay Crew
