I had only got fifty yards towards C block when this thing came grunting and scrabbling after me, it seemed she was afraid to be alone, but already she seemed more animal than human, so to be kind I tied a “Do not fuck” label around her neck and tied her leash to a stanchion. XXX God knows why Pte Williams decided to play Reville at 5 a.m, it turned out the lazy sod did it from his pit just poking the end of his bugle out of the window but do you know it ruined my night’s kip, and of course the bloody locals had to add the sound of their Kalashnikovs to spice up the dawn Chorus.
