The man in the blue apron identifies himself, “Hello everyone I’m Ron Popeil, have any of you ever had trouble with a nagging wife?” Ron asked, your attention drawn to the screen, you reply to the TV, “YES!” while the whole audience also replied “YES!” Ron continued “And do any of you have 1 or more unruly daughters that just won’t follow your rules and gets into trouble all the time?” Ron asked the audience with all of them nodding and saying “YES!” at the same time you also say “YES!” eye’s now glued to this wonderful man who just might have the answers to all your prayers, “Well I have here for you today a revolutionary new female processing machine that is sure to change the way you prepare and cook that special girl, that nagging wife, or those unruly
