“I don’t want to,” he grinned as he waggled his penis, “I like having a wank when I’m bored…just like you do!”
“What?” I asked incredulously, “What do you mean by that?”
“Ooh Robbie, ooh Robbie, harder…harder, YES, YES…ooh Robbie fuck me…FUCK ME!” He giggled as he mimicked my voice. This arrangement caused as many arguments as any other scenario in our crazy lives; as he had virtually stopped going to school in the February, he wouldn’t wake up until after 10 and the living-room was always an absolute mess. Redtube Shocked that he had heard me fanaticising about the singer Robbie Williams, I held my hand to my mouth. I was beginning to regret the two glasses of wine that I’d drank after work. Uuuggghhhh!” he grunted then sighed long and hard as my arsehole filled up with enough creamy man-juice to sink
