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“Hello Jeff! Can we go on a double date with you?”
“Who do I ask out?”
“My mother, dah!”
“Sounds like that could work out nicely. I feel safe in your arms. What did he do to become your father.”
“He dipped my mother, the bastard!”
“So he did a whole lot more than jerk off to prove he’s a man.”
Angrily, “He’s no man!”
“I agree. Jeff, when you saw her turn around, she went back to put her top back on.”
“Why are you so sad, Sean? So he runs up to Sean’s shower. Is this her request?”
“No, it’s something I gotta do for me. Are we getting naked?”
“Yes.”
“Good.”
In bed Jeff asks, “What made you depressed?”
“Losing Roxanne.”
Sadly, “Oh yeah.”
“We’ve been together a long time.”
“And you never got naked!”
“Please don’t go there.
