A volley – things were getting under way. “YEAH YEAH. XXX Tube POUNDPOUND. “Best blowjob ever,” Dick thought. YOU TALKIN TO A REAL PLAYA NOW GURL. Nought but a single, solitary pound to finish the job. POUND. One particularly heated moment he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to “FUCK OFF.” Fists were raised, but at this exact moment, who would arrive in a giant penis shaped UFO but the Too $hort himself! Too $hort penetrated Dick’s ass again, and again and again and again. Suddenly they were in space, in earth orbit. “YEAH YEAH. “You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. You might think Dick would die in the vaccuum of space, but he didn’t. The alien, surprised at Dick’s sudden movement, winked. Dick Pound was badass.
