A woman was standing just inside the single living room, having, it would seem, just come out of the bedroom. She seemed to be wearing a very skimpy pair of panties (a thong, I thought) in the same shade of red, scarlet, as the rest of the outfit. Redtube ‘You talk too much, Little Red Riding Hood’ I said, ‘I can see that I’m going to have to push something in there to shut you up……… and it just so happens that very shortly I’m going to have just the thing to gag you with’. I’m not altogether sure what the garment she was wearing is called but I think it’s known as a ‘Teddy’. A flash of colour winged its way past my head……..
