Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. 1. XXX A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes. A: Ten. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1 to carry him out of the ring, 1 to tell him who put the lights out, 2 to count the money, and it all only takes 91 seconds! Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing “Born Free”
20. Say, “Now how did that get there?”
9. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?”
13. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
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